This big fat box of shit was almost a giant werewolf, because I thought the giant-monster-attacking-the-city thing was ridiculous, so I was just going to push it all the way into absurdity.
Some wise fella told me that it only had to be as ridiculous as I wanted it to be, so I made it a fat-titted turd instead. Guys. That was my attempt to make it less ridiculous I am not even joking. Though a werewolf would've been wicked silly, my comedy turd monster didn't exactly help things.